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Joke of the Day

"Why don't OSHA inspectors watch porn? It's Not Safe For Work."

"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality"

"Bon Jovi published a diet book It's called ""Living on a Pear"""

"I don't like the term ""substance abuse"" I prefer ""teaching substance a lesson"""

"Where do the gays in New Mexico live? Santa FE GUURLL!!!!"

"Why did the lesbian cross the road? To get to the other bride! *Congrats, America!*"

"Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say. Thanks."

"What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D"

"[Speaking at funeral] We made it guys it's Friday"

"This fortune cookie I just had said 'Off yourself' & my lucky numbers on the back was the phone number to a local gun shop."