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Joke of the Day
"Drunk drivers run stop signs Stones wait for them to turn green."
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"Shaved my 4 month old beard this morning My wife was upset, she said she really liked it. I told her I felt the same, it really grew on me over the last couple months."
"Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes"
"What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton? A dickless bull that can't fuck its way into the white house. But who tell which is which?"
"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."
"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!"
"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"
"Grad School: Because it's better than saying ""I'm still looking."""
"I was asked what I would give the man who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start."
"What's Monica Lewinskys favorite time of day Eight o'cock"