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Joke of the Day
"They should really replace, ""I now pronounce you man and wife"" with ""FINISH HIM!!"""
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"How much do pirates pay for piercings? A buccaneer!"
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."
"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"
"Hillary said she wants to be the next president because there haven't been many women in the Oval Office. Bill said, ""That's not true, there's been plenty of women."""
"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"
"[car wreck] [hand reaches out] ""Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback."" [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]"
"How do you fit an elephant in a thimble? You take the ""I"" out of ""thimble"" and the ""F"" out of ""way."""
"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."
"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"