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Joke of the Day
"Drugs can help you land a girl. You just have to make sure to pour them in the right drink"
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"Why do I support extreme racist political parties? Because their aims are white up my street"
"a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker"
"What do the Chinese call their spies? Secret Asians."
"A police officer just knocked on my door... and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Pfft, my dogs don't even own bikes, idiot."
"[after putting a fake mustache on an elephant] FRIEND: You seen my elephant? ME: no FRIEND: [eyeing elephant] Maybe this fine gentleman has"
"What do you call a British woman with a yeast infection? An English muffin"
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina."
"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."
"What's the similarity between being in the mob and... eating pussy? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"