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Joke of the Day
"Drugs can help you land a girl. You just have to make sure to pour them in the right drink"
Next Joke
"Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called.... Taking the Pisstorius."
"I hope we're past the point in naval technology where loose lips still have the potential to sink ships."
"Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole."
"Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives."
"Do steam rollers really roll steam?"
"Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving? ...the steaks were too high."
"There were many docks along the seashore, but one of them couldn't handle itself and collapsed. Why? Pier pressure!"
"Hillary, why are your socks so saggy? I'm not wearing socks"
"Girl, you should be a life gaurd You so salty, all you got to do is jump in...."