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Joke of the Day
"Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!"
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"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"
"I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, ""Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"""
"Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live? All she does is stay on the dashboard."
"Why didn't George RR Martin (GOT author) use Twitter? Because he killed all the 140 characters."
"How do you get Akbar to shut up? Muzzle'm."
"what never gets old? a miscarriage."
"Why do people say love is like chemistry? Because you can put it in someones drink"
"When you get to Customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, ""Thumb War"" is not the answer they were looking for."
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"