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"she wants the D (director's cut)"
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"What language do British wrenches speech? Spanish!"
"When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again."
"I would really appreciate it if everyone great would stop dying"
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"Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, ""car bidet."""
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"Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you go out, you realize most friendships aren't worth it."
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."