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Joke of the Day

"she wants the D (director's cut)"

"Hey, remember when AT&T told you to ""reach out and touch someone"" and you ended up with that restraining order? Good times!"

"What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls? Altha'or syzygena"

"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""

"Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry."

"Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force? They're still afraid of hangars."

"Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions."

"Dark Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"*kids running down the stairs* DADDY, DADDY, I HEARD TOYS BUZZING IN YOUR ROOM AND MOMMY SAY, ""SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR."""

"Why are blacks so fit? From running away from fatherhood."