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Joke of the Day

"I'm the best at procrastinating.. Or the worst. Maybe I'll decide tomorrow"

"How to kill a hipster with 3 words Breathing is mainstream."

"What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !"

"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."

"Hello I'm Janardhan and I just had sex with a hedgehog. It was a little prickly at first but then I stopped masturbating and just went for it."

"How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly? The meth head still has teeth."

"I've just been diagnosed with Sausagephobia... ...I fear the Wurst."

"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)"

"It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka."