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Joke of the Day
"You really inspire me to be a bitter person."
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"The NSA is to blame for obesity in The United States. Because the camera ads 10 pounds."
"Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door."
"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."
"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."
"Illegal immigrants can never get a cold drink. They don't want to be anywhere near ICE."
"""i wouldnt be caught dead"" someone throws a net over my dead corpse ""gotcha!!"" ""noooo"""
"Do you know what the problem with toilets is? They're a pisstake."
"(Request) My uncle is trying to remember a Sarah Palin joke about her having a kid with down syndrome. Comment them here and I'll pass em along. Thanks a bunch :)"
"How do you best serve burned food? Coal'd."