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Joke of the Day
"Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper ""I'm seeing someone"""
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"UGH. When I text girls that I have standards, I really need to stop abbreviating the word standards to STDs."
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"Is it ok to hate a certain race? I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in."
"Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?"
"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"
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