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Joke of the Day

"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."

"What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? Ali."

"""And on the seventh day God rested""... because even omnipotent beings need rest too, ya know."

"You can't choose your family but you can choose a hitman."

"I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately."

"A man walked into a bar. ""Ouch"""

"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."

"I regularly have gold plaques and 1st place ribbons made up for my liver so it knows just how much I appreciate all it's hard work."

"Top 5 causes of loose stools: 5. Indian food 4. Lactose 3. Coffee 2. Mexican food 1. IKEA"

"In Texas we pronounce it ""nu-que-lur"" I'm often harassed about how I pronounce nuclear but I think fair is fair. If Yankees can have silent letters I don't see how come we can't have invisible ones!"