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Joke of the Day

"I was going to use the new machine in the gym But I found out it only sold protein bars"

"What did the grand child say to his drowning grandpa? Paddle Pop!"

"I made a shirt out of pushpins... ...because I wanted to look sharp. But everyone said it was just tacky."

"What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down? Nothing. He just laughed."

"German girls are really kinky... I was having sex with one and she kept yelling ""nein nein nein"" So I said ""I thought you were twelve but I'll keep going"""

"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew."

"Cop: You were going 30 over the speed limit Me: Are you sure about that? *gives him a handful of Cheez-Its* Cop: Have a nice day, sir."

"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."

"I think people get married just to get Likes' on Facebook."

"What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? ""I'm sweet on you!"" "