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Joke of the Day
"I think people get married just to get Likes' on Facebook."
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"What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."
"(Breaks car window to save a dog) Guy: I'm in the car! Me: Yeah but it's hot Him: The AC is on! Me: Can I get in? It's really hot out here."
"My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of ""cumin""."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"""Better to die on your feet than live on your knees!"" cried the revolutionary. ""That's what Che said,"" whispered his comrade."
"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""
"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""
"A man walks into a bar. By the way, I'm the guy who accidentally knocked over Usain Bolt. Sorry, I'm not good with segways."
"Thinking about writing some erotic fan fiction about 90s bands Working title It's A shame About Grey"