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Joke of the Day

"German girls are really kinky... I was having sex with one and she kept yelling ""nein nein nein"" So I said ""I thought you were twelve but I'll keep going"""

"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"

"Keep away from professional dermatologists.. They make rash decisions"

"What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller? Rascal Flatts."

"Hitler was't that bad of a guy He did kill Hitler after all."

"How do I explain to my dog tonight that thunder isn't the all powerful god of canine destruction searching for him with every boom"

"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."

"You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way."

"Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. I've been to the museum. It's obvious they starved to death."