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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush? If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush"

"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."

"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"

"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."

"I want to invent an intravenous drug. I will name it Lord's Name, and people will be taking the Lord's Name in vein."

"If they put a woman on the $10 bill... Wouldn't it be $7.70?"

"I'm going to combine a sex shop and a restaurant... The motto is going to be ""First come first serve""."

"I don't think Jesus would be mad if he came back and saw what the world has become. He might be a bit cross, though."

"I'm working on my second $million I finally gave up on the first."

"Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese? Nothing, they're both fowl play"