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Joke of the Day

"I want to invent an intravenous drug. I will name it Lord's Name, and people will be taking the Lord's Name in vein."

"With all the ways to contact me on social media these days the police still smash through my door unannounced again?"

"How to make a Trump sandwich White bread Lots of baloney Russian dressing And a small pickle"

"I became a proud dad today My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."

"Does anybody know any jokes about salt? Na"

"My family tried an ""Unplugged Evening"", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana"

"I was woken up today by a tap on my door Odd sense of humor my plummer has."

"You know what the downside about Crotchless panties is.. One ball always manages to slip out.."

"I before E except after C. Yes another myth disproven by science."

"What do you call a gay cowboy? A jolly rancher."