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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to combine a sex shop and a restaurant... The motto is going to be ""First come first serve""."

"Lame, But funny. What did the traffic light say to the car? . . ""Don't look, I am changing"" Hahahaha XD"

"CAUGHT ON TAPE: Lint"

"My boss asked me to send him the funniest joke i've got.... ...I sent him a picture of my paycheck"

"My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !"

"How do you know you're not a racist? Only if you have four black tires and a color TV"

"I hate to call it ""one night stands."" I prefer ""auditions."""

"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"

"Hey check out this new candle I got. -Sweet. What flavor is it? I think you mean 'what scent is it?' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What?"

"Keep ""Christ in ""Christopher Lloyd"" because without it, he'd be ""Opher Lloyd"" and that sounds like ""overlord."" Huh? I'll have a Sprite."