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Joke of the Day

"God: I call it a Caterpillar Angel: What is it? God: A worm with feet Angel: You're really out of ideas huh? God: Then it grows wings"

"Why did the military name it's new drone system ""Caitlyn Jenner""? Because it's unmanned"

"What does a German say at a Dude Ranch? AUDI."

"Did you hear about the dwarf who failed? He came up short"

"don't joke about arthritis It's too close to the bone"

"Where did Mary go when the bombs went off? Everywhere."

"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."

"Drunk drivers run stop signs Stones wait for them to turn green."

"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"

"I regret buying that straight jacket. Thought it would look good on me but I just can't pull it off."