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Joke of the Day

"Totally done with the history channel... Nothing but repeats."

"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."

"What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning"

"Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US."

"What's a foot long and slippery? A Slipper. :D"

"The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything."

"Me: *breathes* *gains weight*"

"Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."

"If there was a hooker named Barbie ... And she was really good at her job, would the line outside her apartment be called the Barbie queue? Edit: spelling"

"Another Tom Swifty ""I have only diamonds, clubs, and spades,"" said Tom heartlessly."