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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."

"Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either."

"Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use a Twitter? Because he kills all 140 characters."

"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer So I pushed Steve off a cliff, just in case it was him."

"So a man comes into a bar... Wait, no... It was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Accounting for the toxins in the skin of an unwashed potato... about 457"

"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"

"Once a month, women go completely crazy ...for about 30 days."

"Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."

"How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!"