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Joke of the Day
"What's a foot long and slippery? A Slipper. :D"
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"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."
"My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps"
"My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet... The black objects absorb more."
"An Adam Sandler movie marathon is more difficult than a real marathon."
"What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels? nothing they were tearable."
"Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?"
"Men resolve a fight with a fist fight. Women resolve a fight with years of backstabbing, name calling, rumor spreading & social exclusion."
"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
"The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off"