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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? In a Porsche, the pricks are in the inside"

"People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop"

"""Lethal Weapon"" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder."

"Had sex with a deaf and blind paraplegic girl. Fucked her senseless."

"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? Seven."

"I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem."

"An infinite number of redditors walk into r/Jokes But they can't get past the infinite mathematicians and cows"

"""It's one of those new Hoverboards!"" 9: Mom, this is just 2 Roombas taped together. ""Don't be silly. Now go vacuum...I mean play upstairs"""

"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."

"I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell. ""Free weights,"" my ass!"