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Joke of the Day
"My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great"
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"Me: "" *types in password*, Password Doesn't Work"" ** OMG I'M HACKED**.... *oh wait... never mind, CAPS LOCK WAS ON..*"
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"A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table."
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"I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And not ONE ab to show for it."