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Joke of the Day
"A joke for fall. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell."
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"Why don't black people like pirates? they pronounce everything with a hard ""aargh"""
"I was asked to leave the PTA because they don't consider what I do parenting."
"These people are screaming like they've never seen pompoms on an axe before."
"How do two psychiatrists greet each other? ""You are fine, how am I?"""
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A total rip off."
"What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun? Nothing they were busy teens."
"(NSFW) Last night I tried to hit the ceiling with my jizz, but just like every night, I was unsuccessful. It was one of my many shortcomings"
"So when is this old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?"
"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""