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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb? Juan."
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"Kid: What's a man? Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom"
"What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night? Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny."
"I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?"
"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."
"Q: What's red and sits in the corner? A: A naughty tomato."
"When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me."
"OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. hold breath 5 mins 2. die"
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to ""Children in Need""."
"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""