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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's red and sits in the corner? A: A naughty tomato."
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"The poodle said to the german shepherd.. ""Hey, you're foaming at the mouth! Do you have rabies?"" The german shepherd smiled and calmly replied ""Nah. I just got done blowing myself."""
"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!"
"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"
"I was walking through the mall... I was walking through the mall, when I noticed this mannequin giving me a filthy look. I went over and decked the cunt and said ""Fucking poser"""
"Knock, knock Who's there? Hosea Hosea, who? Hosea one more words and I'll beat the craps out of her"
"I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets."
"Two atoms in a pub Two atoms meet in the pub. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The second atom with a strong British accent asks, 'Are you sure?' The first one replies, ' yes I'm positive.'"