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Joke of the Day

"Why did the old lady stand in front of three rows of traffic? Cause she was a cunt. (Courtesy of my little brother.)"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip"

"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."

"When does CPR become Necrophlia? When tongue is involved."

"What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals? For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving."

"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."

"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"

"What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease? Let's name our sandwich shop after it"

"Yes I get laid because I'm an illusionist. But I don't use ""magic"" or ""tricks"" on women. They respect my skills & choose to make love with m"

"Your honor? My client would like to address the court and ruin everything."