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Joke of the Day

"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."

"A Scotsman walks out of a bar. ..."

"What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram? Llamaste."

"What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he's seen 3 clients in a row? ""FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!"""

"It's a shame Laremy Tunsil fell in the draft... But he was still the highest pick!"

"I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup... Then I had a massive vowel movement"

"I got called 'fag' a lot as a kid Until the day I stood up for myself and punched my mom in the face."

"Why are cars slower than planes Because they're tired. PS. First post here.."

"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"

"/r/jokes http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don't remember what that link is, used this cuz reddit says I need text here to post."