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Joke of the Day

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip"

"What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer? Ask the NSA for a backup."

"What's the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster wearing a bra? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! Edit: HAHahHAHA OMFG I'm the epitome of hilarity"

"Are you hot, dawg? Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every hot afternoon. He laughs everytime."

"TIFU by trying to kill a spider with axe body spray. Now his name is chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in my house."

"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"

"Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That's why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I'm packing."

"It is okay to make jokes about Donald Trump, For now..."

"I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher"

"What does the lord say when the intern messes up? God demi"