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Joke of the Day
"Do you need an arc that can hold a lot of animals? I Noah guy."
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"So the Pope came to America and visited Obama and Hillary Clinton... If they don't walk into a bar, I say it was all for nothing."
"A new card game It's called the Star of David. You take out all the cards you don't like, put a star on them, and then you burn them."
"My iPhone is like my girlfriend Doesn't blow"
"My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull."
"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"
"Speed dating, but instead of talking, you just exchange phones for 3 minutes and try to glean as much information from them as you can."
"Damn girl are you deaf? I said, Damn girl are you deaf?"
"To be a man is basically to watch a beautiful Rose go by and think, ""I want to fuck that in the butt"""
"You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number."