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Joke of the Day

"Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it."

"Why are bodybuilders great pallbearers? They're fantastic dead lifters"

"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."

"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"

"Why did the dung beetle go to rehab? He was rolling balls."

"Have you seen the new karate opera? Critics are calling it sensei-tional."

"This total stranger wanted to have a spontaneous tickle fight on the street and...oh...nope, never mind I'm being robbed. Guys I'm being rob"

"Good grief, did you see that, Hans? A time traveller just appeared, shot Adolf and left again. I mean I know his paintings are shit but WTF"

"crime tip: secretley grease a cop's butt befor a car chase so when he slides acros the hood he'll slip off & keep on slidimg down the street"

"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"