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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dung beetle go to rehab? He was rolling balls."
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"Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor."
"Guy knocking on bathroom door after sex: I think I love you. Me stringing tampons together, making a rope to climb out the window: Okay...."
"If you have to pick up 9 cans on your desk before you find the one with beer in it, you........ you'd forget the fucking punch line too."
"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? An absolute ruler"
"Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9."
"I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video."
"At the men's bathroom of the local college... ... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti: ""Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."""
"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"
"I was so happy to hear Apple added a new camera feature.. With the addition of panorama I can finally send dick pics to my ex wife!!"