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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."

"I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing"

"""I hate drama"" said the woman who continued to place herself squarely in the center of it."

"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"

"What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist? Oculus Prime."

"What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters? Guesu"

"Everybody has been reading about the fight today Except Floyd Mayweather."

"I saw a truck with donkeys in the trailer... It was hauling ass."

"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"

"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"