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Joke of the Day
"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""
Next Joke
"Wife: You're so lucky, I'm like a trophy wife! Me: Wow, I'd hate to see what they gave to the second place guy."
"Winnie the Pooh: will u marry me? Piglet: for the last time, u don't get a literal ""honey"" moon Pooh: pls say yes I need to see for myself"
"Why are round bales of hay illegal? Because cows can't get a square meal."
"Why are shoes always tied in the ghetto? Because if not, you always be trippin nigga."
"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."
"I like my meat the way I like my grades... ...Well Done."
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""
"Are you on a date with me or with your phone? Just make sure that phone pays your share of this bill by the end of the night."