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Joke of the Day

"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."

"What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones."

"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"

"What does it take for a Beatles reunion? Two Bullets."

"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."

"I had to bury my girlfriends cat today... He put up a hell of a fight, but I got him covered up!"

"""Oh great. Another puppy."" - Sarah McLachlan's friends at Christmas"

"UCLA opened a new campus coffee shop It's called ""Brewins"""

"My friend David got his id stolen... We call him Dav now!"

"Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour."