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Joke of the Day

"A Montage Video of My Life Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]"

"The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today. -I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard"

"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"

"What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook."

"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."

"Facebook likes I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This."

"Why did the chicken run out of the brothel? Whore moans."

"Never tip a cow more than 15%."

"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!"

"How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain't hard...."