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Joke of the Day
"I had a rib removed so I could cry further into my lap"
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"Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range."
"The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven."
"A black guy and a Mexican are riding a car. Who's driving? The police"
"My friend and I had this never-ending argument in a swimming pool in France Turned into a total piscine contest"
"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."
"Packing my daughter's prom kit...lip gloss, stun gun, pepper spray, switchblade, and I've uploaded all 5 seasons of Teen Mom to her iPhone."
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."
"I got a haircut recently I didn't like it at first, but now it's growing on me."
"Blonde and brunette are stuck in elevator... Blonde starts yelling HELP HELP Brunete: it is better if we yell together. Blonde: TOGETHER TOGETHER"