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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it."

"Think bobcats prefer to be called robertcats?"

"Satan: ""Waaazzz up?"" God: ""Speak of the Devil."" Satan: ""Really?"" God: ""Sorry, figure of speech."" Satan: ""Jesus Christ."" Jesus: ""What?"""

"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""

"What do you call a Pakistani with a vest on? Going to the gym, You. Racist."

"Its so hard to know where you're at when your boss is a powerlifter.... They just keep raising and lowering the bar"

"Why does a chicken coop always have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."

"I haven't got the nut ratios just right yet, so it's more of a trial mix."

"The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets."

"An & was driving down the street Until it rear-anded me."