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Joke of the Day

"What do gay guys call hemroids? Speed bumbs."

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"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her enough"
"What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out."
"What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card? Blue eyes blond dragon."
"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."
"Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."
"""Nobody wants to hear about pooping"" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong."
"Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach? They don't like getting sand in their crack."
"I woke up this morning to find chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""