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Joke of the Day

"If you want to catch a bus you have to *think* like a bus."

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcision? He only took tips"

"How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? a buck an ear"

"I'm all ""class"". The first two letters really aren't necessary."

"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job."

"Never gonna invite Jesus for another bondage party Last time around, he forgot his safe word and we had to bury his sorry ass."

"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."

"In dog beers I've only had 2."

"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."

"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."