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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcision? He only took tips"
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"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me ugly and poor."
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... are you an iWitness?"
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film."
"Spent the day dressed as a bee, gently bumping myself against my neighbor's sliding-glass door. Got the hose twice."
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates..."
"My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase."
"Before I say a wtc joke... On a scale of 9 to 11, how offended are you by it?"
"Why was the policeman in bed? Because he was an undercover cop"
"He: is this love or what? She: What."