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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care"
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"I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, ""You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on""... I responded, ""You're pulling my leg."""
"I'm busier than... a Catholic priest at a church lock in."
"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"
"Told my doctor I had a headache. He gave me 2 hollowpoint ""pills"" and a 9mm ""delivery system"" Damn Obama Care."
"Some guy walked up to me today and said I'm racist I told him I'm not racist. In fact my best friend was a black child until my dad sold him"
"I will not believe a thing posted on this entire website tomorrow (today for some of you in the world) Fucking April 1ST."
"Why do old Jews watch pornos backwards? They like to see the hookers give the money back''''"
"Russian women must be horny... Even their president's name is PUT IN."
"Boss:I need you to do something for me... Me:what? Boss:go on the jobcentre website and look for another job"