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Joke of the Day

"I will not believe a thing posted on this entire website tomorrow (today for some of you in the world) Fucking April 1ST."

"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."

"Oh thank God (what I think every time I enter an public restroom that's empty)"

"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"

"What's the opposite of critical thinking? Critical theory."

"I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word."

"What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component? This guy!"

"Hey. I can't help but peak at chu. It's making my bulbs all sore."

"""There's nothing more beautiful than the birth of a child."" (someone who's never seen the birth of a child)"

"What did one sperm say to the other? How are we gonna find an egg in all this shit?!"