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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a bucket of dead babies and a pile of sex toys? The bucket."

"Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they get in there."

"My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"Sorry, there's a technical problem preventing me from RTing your tweets. Technically they're not funny."

"A guy walks into a bar holding a dog poop... he says ""hey guys, look what I almost stepped in"""

"What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun? Nothing they were busy teens."

"What do you call a flying Jedi? A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)"

"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"

"Vaccines are an inside jab."