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Joke of the Day

"So won't Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN"

"What does my physics professor have in common with Gandalf? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

"What did the Italian historian ask when he saw the original copies of one of the tragedian's greatest plays? Euripides?"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."

"You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you."

"wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss"

"Why can't you trust anything MATTER says? Because it makes up everything."

"yeah i like going to the gym. if by gym you mean beer and Netflix. 20 billion RTs 1 trillion favs, rted by the official white house twitter"

"If life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic."

"I'm a terrorist, you're a bomb... Let's make an explosion together!"