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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) Last night I tried to hit the ceiling with my jizz, but just like every night, I was unsuccessful. It was one of my many shortcomings"

"A rap song where I'm just telling my dog about my day & I keep rhyming with ""treats"" so he stays interested."

"What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow"

"Let's name him something that will make children smile ""How about Santa?"" Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him"

"Mom there's a boogie man in my closet! *mom looks and I'm standing there with an afro in a satin shirt and platform shoes"

"What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !"

"You know who really likes debates? De fish"

"How do you say goodbye to German cheese? Velveetazane"

"What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? Oil"

"So my neighbor knocks on my door. So my neighbor knocks on my door at 2:30am last night. 2:30AM!!! Can you believe it?!!? Lucky for him, I was up playing my drums."