115457

Joke of the Day

"There once was a girl named Sally with no arms.. ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally"""

"Did you hear the one about the constipated math teacher? She worked it out with a pencil."

"They say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million jews"

"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional."

"Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you last month? Me: The package said ""Take on an empty stomach"" so, not yet."

"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."

"What's the difference between a priest and a zit A zit waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face"

"Whats brown and sticky? A stick"

"Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be YOUR blood."

"I'm 1% inspiration, 1% perspiration, 98% masturbation."