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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and a zit A zit waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face"

"Mirror inspector Now that's a job I could really see myself doing"

"I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms."

"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."

"How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !"

"What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder? Spay it don't spray it."

"What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and two kids playing catch at the park? I actually give a shit if the kids lose their balls."

"You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen."

"A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up."

"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"