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Joke of the Day
"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."
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"If you're a chick who says ""chivalry is dead"" I hate to be the one to tell you, but its only dead for you because you're ugly."
"25- 35 year olds"
"Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy? ""Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."""
"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."
"""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" -Facebook"
"After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies"
"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"
"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"
"Its disgusting and derogatory to call a gay man a fruit How could something so pure and sweet be compared to a homosexual!!!"