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Joke of the Day
"The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris."
Next Joke
"how much morning wood, would my girlfriend suck, if she ever sucked and if I had a girlfriend. Whatever."
"I read all tweets with poor grammar and word choice in a Cookie Monster voice."
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet"
"What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick"
"Did you hear about that kid called Agree who kept getting bullied? Everybody agreed to *dis*agree."
"By the volume of the pans clanging in the kitchen. I think I'm supposed to go volunteer to help with something"
"Life is all about perspective The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!"
"For those with kids who love Frozen..... Knock Knock. Whose there? You. You who? You Who, big summer blowout! (Norwegian accent)"