11541
Joke of the Day
"The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris."
Next Joke
"I already won the lottery. I'm a white male born in the USA."
"Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don't have to see, touch, or smell them."
"999 The devil's in the handstands."
"Alcohol is claiming me as a dependent on his taxes this year."
"How awesome would it be to come home & find Bruce Springsteen sitting on your toilet?"
"uh oh sombody posted a sad facebok status. i beter like it to show i care but also coment a sad face emoji to show i dont literaly ""like"" it"
"7/11 Was a part-time job."
"I LIKE THE WAY YOUR FLESH IS GATHERED ABOUT YOUR SKELETON - from pickup lines draft folder"
"Is it whisky? Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says ""is it whisky?"". His accomplice turns to him and says ""yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank""."