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Joke of the Day
"What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick"
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"I use Reaganomics when I take a shower by only washing my hair, and letting the shampoo trickle down to clean the rest of me."
"Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa."
"I called my Colectomy surgeon's office... To check on my appointment. A man with a Russian accent answered the phone saying, ""Thank you for colon."""
"If Jesus had been discovered to have no risen, what would this be called? Resurectile dysfunction."
"Why did the rancher vivisect his daughter? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He wanted to reverse cowgirl."
"I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... I still can't believe someone could stoop so low."
"how do you know you're at a gay picnic? the hotdogs taste like shit"
"What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis? One is a cunning runt."